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Monday, December 18, 2006

Nightmare

I walked into the staff room, served up a big spoonful of watery soup (with chunky veg and meat) onto my computer keyboard...
"Hey dave, good idea" the crowd said as they sat eating their soup off thier computer keyboards.
as the watery bit drained inbetween the keys leaving behind the chunky veg and meat i feared that this was the end of my computer. but in the back of my head i knew i'd made the right decision.
my friends told me about a bike shop:

"I stole this awesome bike from there and £5000 last night"
the following night I watched as they robbed this bike shop again... the next night i decided I'd go rob it too.
after a successful job i sat in my room with my stolen bike, clothing rack of fancy dress clothing(also stolen from the bike shop) and £10,000 and thought about how i'd explain this to my dad. I eventually decided to give the bike back but my friends where having to much fun trying on the fancy dress's.
from here on my dream became wierdly horrible (the ending being trying to get out the hospital full of mutant zombies).

this dream has a strong theme of giving into peer-pressure and it leaving me feeling bad. just coz everyone else is eating soup off thier computer keyboards and robbing a specific bike shop every night doesn't make it right... by joining in i was popular but was left with regret and a mess, a stolen bike and a broken computer and 'how do I explain this'.

1 Comments:

At 4:13 PM, Blogger Ben said...

The analysis is so obvious and down to earth it made me laugh out loud! Awesome blog.

 

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