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Wednesday, August 16, 2006

work .pt2

my dream last night was - i was walking down the street (posting books) when a car drove past but the driver was asleep... i ran and shouted and half closed my eyes as the car headed towards a house... the driver woke up and stopped before hitting the house.
she was young and had blood and puss and gloopy green bile soaked bandages wrapped around her abdomen arm and hand... and it stank. i asked her if she had seen a doctor, she said no. so i offered to take her to the hospital... we climbed into the car opened the windows wide and she directed me to a doctors surgury... i got a little suspicious to why she had directed me there coz it was late and everybody knows that it was going to be closed... she was like "oh my, look, its closed, oh shame lets go home"... i was like "no way, im taking you to A&E"
so we walked back to the car and she began taking her bandages off... it was then that i rememebered that i had herd about her condition before... it was a disease and highly contajus. she was trying to infect me!!! so i ran to the car but had no time to get in as she tryed to shove her pussy biley hand in my mouth.
i then ran down the street shouting "WA WA WA WA WA" but she had got in my car and was catching up to me fast!!! i knew i was about to ooze puss and bile and stuff soon! then i woke up, turned the lights on and sat scared for a bit.

5 Comments:

At 4:38 AM, Blogger Jonathan said...

are you a zombie?

 
At 4:50 AM, Blogger David Henson said...

no, i guess its just a wierd disease that makes you fall asleep alot and ooze bile, and also it makes you want to pass it on, but maybe she liked me and wanted to share it with me, she had a brain and was incontrol of herself until i got suspicious.

 
At 3:17 PM, Blogger sofiacarlbert said...

Crazy stuff. How come you dream so often?i don't. well dave, i'm glad it was just a dream after all.

sleep well.

 
At 2:12 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just watch out for some of those spellings!

 
At 6:27 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i know i was lazy

 

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